Hi,
Well the curse of cash seems to be alive and well, another member of Gordon’s cabinet been on the make. I really should have gone into Polictics who says cabinet doesn’t pay…
But even the Police are at it with their credit cards, very sad, how badly they let down the thousands of Officers trying to regain public confidence.
But Sir Fred from the Royal Bank of Scandal seems to have half a heart as he has given some of his cash back. Well, I wonder what the perks are that he will get now? I am sure there is something in it. Bit late again though.
So we have the Bankers, Politicians, The Police, and soon to add to that list Experts, their turn is coming.
The Freedom of Info act is great, there should be more scandal though about how the House tried to change the rules to suit them, a bit like the Scandal of their children NOT going on the new national database! Tut tut.
I heard Paddy Ashdown talking the other day about how some MP’s need to have more life experience before going into Politics. He has a point, and he certainly saw a bit of life (Marine, Youth Worker, Spy to name a few - very like myself, except the spy bit…I never got an Aston Martin, we had Vauxhall Chevettes in beige). Lets hope all this grief actually changes things in this country, we need to start afresh in this new millennium.
One final moan, I heard Professor Terence Stephenson/Stevenson, who appeared on Panorama (the one about Keran - as none of the experts involved in the case would) was saying that smoking should be banned in cars that carry children. Now he has a point and I am not a fan of smoking.
But what worries me is that this protection isn’t enough.
What are they doing letting their kids in a CAR!! They can be lethal!
Next we should ban parents etc smoking in a building including their own home. Followed by outside (as it sets a bad example).
Then we should ban people having a fry up in front of their children.
If anyone feeds their children a fry up, their children should be taken from them and they (the parents) should be sent to prison.
If they (those that call themselves PARENTS) feed their kids chocolate, then quite frankly they should be shot.
If they (the horrible nasty parents) put there kids in man-made fabrics, I reckon hanging ain’t good enough for them.
Of course if the Government and those at the top of the tree, do it to their kids, thats ok.
But these experts have a point, we mortals don’t know how to look after our kids (okay seriously some don’t - but we should all be punished JUST in case), we have only been on the planet thousands of years, we couldn’t have survived this long without their help.
They are running out of things to scare us with, maybe they will bring back the boogieperson.
The kids here are fine and glad to have their mum back of course, but they don’t like the fact we have wrapped them up in Cotton wool, but as we ran out of that, we wrapped them in quilts, gave them helmets to wear to protect themsleves, gloves, cricket padding, steel toe capped boots, goggles, respirators in case of bad air, waterproofing outer layer (breathable of course)…you can’t be too careful. We are getting Satellite Positioning systems sewn to them to. Just in case! But all this protection costs…so I am going to become an Expert Witness specialising in Financial Irregularities (there should be a lot of work out there for me).
Stay safe - don’t go out!
Iain